Valkyrie Regeneration Perk is OP

So, as you all know, I play a Lawbringer. I'm currently the best 108 geared Lawbringer in the world (http://forhonor.wikia.com/wiki/Lawbringer) and I have multiple world records on ForHonorStatsOnline. So I go into this Dominion Match because I feel like gracing my team with my presence, right? Everyone is cheering as I enter. They don't bother putting on their legendary gear or taking useful perks because they know that they're not going to need it–I, the Darkness, has come.

So I activate the Juggernaut Perk on myself, because that's what Lawbringers do. They summon STRENGTH AND JUSTICE FROM THE HEAVENS and they SURROUND THEMSELVES with DEADLY AMOUNTS OF VERSATILITY! All of my teammates are instantly executed to death, but me? I merely bathe in this power; it is my plaything. Even though my teammates are now dismembered corpses, they continue to cheer, because they know that I can solo this. Point A is contested. I run in. With the Juggernaut perk, my movement speed is reduced by

40% PERCENT

Blue team sees me run by but they can't do anything about it because I'm the Lawbringer and I'm here to judge them at a speed that has been reduced by

40% PERCENT

an Orochi with maximum sprint powered gear flees in terror when he sees me traveling at a speed reduced by

40% PERCENT

They can hear wind rushing against my poleaxe. They are all cowering–no, literally, they spam the “Good fight!” emote and just stand there–as I cap Point B. I cast SECOND WIND on myself—HEALING, like Jesus, and I careen towards Point C. The Blue Team there see me coming and they just afk the !@#$ out. I prepare one of my igneus ember grenades before I start capping the point. A Peacekeeper tries to lunge at me–

BAM!

The Peacekeeper is engulfed in flame as my grenade SEARS her from the inside out! Her leather clothing EXPLODES in a rain of fire that spirals around my handsome metal form as I continue to cap the point. The fire rips through the Peacekeeper's bones, but it doesn't even consider touching me–why? Because I've got

JUGGERNAUT PERK

A Shugoki swoops in, in Demon's Embrace and tries to oneshot me but his embrace does 0 damage to me because of

JUGGERNAUT PERK

A Berserker rushes in and he combos me but it is ineffective because of

JUGGERNAUT PERK

Point C caps. I mount up on my HORSE–no, literally, I ride a horse around –and head over to Point B, because I feel like eating some potatoes.

POTATOES. BOIL 'EM, MASH 'EM, STICK 'EM IN A STEW. AND HEARTS. LAWBRINGER DESIRES WARLORD HEARRRRRRRTS.

Just then, I see something through my minimap. It's the subreddit /r/forhonor! –People are complaining about how overpowered I am! They're saying that Lawbringers need to be nerfed. I smirk.

That's when I decide to take out my LONG ARM OF THE LAW.

TWO POINT FOUR SECONDS OF STUNNING YOU SILLY

I slam my mighty poleaxe down into the ground. River Fort shatters like glass–the ground falls out from under me. The fabric of SPACE itself CRUMBLES beneath my feet. I cackle as I enter the REAL REALM, becoming a TRUE ENTITY existing ON THE PLANET EARTH. I am a Lawbringer walking around New York–the cops try to stop me, but they forget all about me when they take a gander at my

HARSH JUDGEMENT PERK

HARSHNESS AND JUDGEMENT COMBINED. CAN YOU TAKE IT?

But then, in the spaces between the gathering crowds, I see something. Someone. The smirk on my face deteriorates. .. it's one of the Warborn. A Valkyrie.

I thought I had destroyed River Fort. I thought I had won the Dominon Match. But all that time–

–But all that time–…

.. there she was. Just standing there. Regenerating 10, health,

per

second.

I glared at the Valkyrie.

The Valkyrie glared back at me.

Silence flooded the world.

"And there's nothing you can do about it," the Valkyrie whispered.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *