That Don’t Impress Me Much! (A parody for Trials elitist and raid elitist mentality) You guys are still awesome though.

I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty good But you've got being right down to an art, You think you're skilled and go to the lighthouse You're a regular original, a know-it-all

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you're a lighthouse elitist, That don't impress me much So you got the ornaments but have you got the skills Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright But that won't keep me protected while fighting the Darkness That don't impress me much

I never knew a guy who carried a scrub in Trials And a grenade up his sleeve-just in case And all that extra ammunition in your hair oughta lock it Cause Heaven forbid it should fall outta place

Oh-oo-oh, so you think you're something special Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you're in full raid gear That don't impress me much So you got the looks but have you got the skills Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright But that won't keep me safe while fighting the Darkness That don't impress me much

You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine gun You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in I can't believe you kiss your cloak good night C'mon Hunter tell me-you must be jokin', right!

Oh-oo-oh, so you think you're something special Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you've got a sparrow That don't impress me much So you got the SRL gear but have you touched the forklift Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright But that won't keep me safe while fighting the Darkness

That don't impress me much You think you're cool but have you got the touch Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright But that won't keep me safe while fighting the, cold, lonely horrifyingly Darknes, That don't impress me much

Okay, so what do you think you're Osiris or something Whatever That don't impress me

Much!

Original soundtrack

*I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart But you've got being right down to an art You think you're a genius-you drive me up the wall You're a regular original, a know-it-all

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you're a rocket scientist That don't impress me much So you got the brain but have you got the touch Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night That don't impress me much

I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket And a comb up his sleeve-just in case And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughta lock it Cause Heaven forbid it should fall outta place

Oh-oo-oh, so you think you're something special Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you're Brad Pitt That don't impress me much So you got the looks but have you got the touch Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night That don't impress me much

You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in I can't believe you kiss your car good night C'mon baby tell me-you must be jokin', right!

Oh-oo-oh, so you think you're something special Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you've got a car That don't impress me much So you got the moves but have you got the touch Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

That don't impress me much You think you're cool but have you got the touch Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night That don't impress me much

Okay, so what do you think you're Elvis or something Whatever That don't impress me*

Lol. It's just a parody I made from Shania Twains song "Don't impress me much" About elitism in this game and how raid and Trials people view others below them lol. Hope you guys enjoy it. How Eltists think of themselves and how its like they are trying to impress girls irl. lol

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