I call I wanna play mage and lock in my boy Goobis. Poseidon picks Ymir then goes to Poseidon and locks in. 3rd is Neith. So to give you some background my team was no good at all. Our Neith went 2-10 and our Poseidon went 0-14 so keep in mind my team was not good. I went 9-5.
Okay so I got straight savaged by a Neith in joust. So my teammates were feeding her HEAVY and no matter how many times I said just stay under tower and farm Mr Squishy Fishy kept trying to combo everyone to death. So I messaged the enemy Neith and I was like
"Bro, please. Do me a solid and stop eating my feeders."
This is where I got memed hard as fuck
He replies with
AN ENEMY HAS LEFT THE GAME
THIS MOTHERFUCKING SAVAGE DCS ON PURPOSE
I wish I could make this shit up I go back to message the dude and he's not even online anymore. So I'm thinking okay maybe we can actually bring this back like this dude must of gotten off cause it is 2 in the morning so I start getting some kills my boy Salmon keeps feeding their Ah Puch but I'm slowly getting my build up. So I'm thinking we can get this shit back when all of a sudden I hear this dreadful, terrible, wailing noise.
AN ENEMY HAS RETURNED
THIS DUDE WHO I WANT TO CARRY MY CHILDREN FUCKING CLOSES HIS GAME TO GO GET A SNACK AND TAKE A SHIT AND COMES BACK
at this point I'm rolling over in laughter and right away this dude snipes my Sea squirter who refuses to go back to fountain. Proceeds to bait out Neith with a fake recall into her stun and then finds me in a 1v1 situation,
Autos me to no health
I got absolutely savagely memed and I can let do anything but bow to the legend
Edit: He ends 19-1