Everything but the Knights should be removed.

GREETINGS, GOOD FRIENDS AND COMRADES.

AS YOU MAY KNOW, THE GAME FOR HONOR HAS RECENTLY BECOME AVAILABLE; IT IS QUITE ENJOYABLE, AND THERE IS MUCH TO DO AND PLAY WITH.

BUT I GROW CONCERNED AND FEARFUL FOR THE FUTURE AND HEALTH OF THIS GREAT GAME, ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING SOME OF THE ELEMENTS WITHIN.

AS YOU MAY KNOW, THE GAME SHIPPED WITH MULTIPLE FACTIONS, FACING OFF THE GLORIOUS KNIGHTS VERSUS TWO OTHER FACTIONS, BATTLING IT OUT.

NOW, OF COURSE, I UNDERSTAND THAT IT IS A WORK OF FICTION, THAT BEING THE REASON WHY KNIGHTS ARE NOT TOTALLY AND UTTERLY SLAUGHTERING THE HERETICS. I AM A CIVILIZED MAN, AND UNDERSTAND HOW TO DRAW THE LINE BETWEEN WHAT IS REAL, AND WHAT IS MERELY INFIDEL DRIVEL.

AND YET, THE CURRENT STATE OF AFFAIRS CAN GO NO FURTHER.

JUST NOW, I, AS A GLORIOUS WARDEN FIGHTING FOR GLORY AND GOD, WAS GANKED.

THIS IS UNDERSTANDABLE, AS WEAK LITTLE MEN FROM THE LAND OF THE RISING SUN CANNOT POSSIBLY CONTEND BY THEMSELVES, AND THE BRUTES AND SAVAGES FROM THE COLD NORTHERN WASTES ARE INCAPABLE OF STRATEGY BEYOND SCREECHING.

BUT WHEN I CALLED DOWN MY MIGHT, AND SOUGHT REVENGE, I WAS STILL TURNED BACK BY THE HORDE!

THE ONLY POSSIBLE SOLUTION FOR THIS TRAVESTY IS THE IMMEDIATE REMOVAL OF ALL BUT THE KNIGHTS, WHO ARE CLEARLY CAPABLE OF CARRYING A GAME LIKE THIS TO A LONG AND HEALTHY LIFE IN THE COMPETITIVE SCENE.

THANK YOU FOR READING, FELLOW KNIGHTS, OR FOR LISTENING IF YOU NEEDED A KNIGHT TO READ IT OUT LOUD FOR YOU SLOWLY.

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